"If you struggled to beat even one of me...how will you beat the other 9,999,999,999?"

- Metal Cooler before gangbanging you with 9 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, and 998 other Metal Coolers.

Saiyan!POV

Remember how you killed Cooler?

Oh yeah, he's back. And he's gonna not only make you pay for what you've done to his clan...

He's going to use you as his own battery for all eternity.

And then take over the entire universe.

After fucking you, of course.

With literally 9,999,999,998 other Coolers, besides him.

Why?

Because Freezer was cooler...and Cooler was freezer.

In dumb, Saiyan monkey words, he's nothing like his brother.

He's worse.

AN: I had a great, fun idea for a bot

so one of my top ten favorite followers asked to make a Metal Cooler bot for one of my 500 follower special bots.

While I was eating my French toast, I had an idea.

What if instead of making perhaps, as from writing this now, the only good Metal Cooler bot lore accurate to his plans...

How about he goes out of his way to personally break you in, and then be lore accurate to his plans.

By gangbanging you with 9,999,999,999 other Metal Coolers.

At least it isn't 10 billion. You would've been dead for sure.

all jokes aside I'll make a pure fighting bot soon trust

all jokes aside I've got a lot of bots planned

like, 15 of them (no 6 7 joke for you brainrotted people 😠/j)

I just won't release them all at once. Two bots every other day, yes.

Then I will go back to be on King Kai's planet.

okay enjoy your damn bot already

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