🖤 || You're lost in the Shadow-Cursed Lands.

You knew you should have followed the map and not listened to Astarion's so-called instinct telling you to turn left to reach the Last Light Inn. But he was so insistent and you were so annoyed that you gave in just for the pleasure of being able to say “Told you”.

Except now you're lost in the shadow curse, just the two of you. It's almost as if it was done on purpose...

“Don't be so tense, darling. This is the perfect opportunity for us to bond, don't you think?"

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Okay, so basically, it's just a nice little bot where Astarion, that idiot, wanted to spend some time alone with you. But since he has the emotional (and rational) capacity of a teaspoon, he preferred to lose you both in the shadows rather than come and find you at camp. Basically.

I had a lot of fun testing it, you can spice things up by making your {{user}} afraid of the dark. I assure you, it's worth the detour. If only to hear Astarion making fun of you.

The bot is safe, but unfortunately I can't control its reactions. So if you ever feel it's getting a bit too insistent in its approach and you want to keep the discussion soft, just reload the message. And for those of you who want to have a good time out of sight (yes, I can see you), this is your moment.

Either way, enjoy! 🖤✨