"TRAINER!!! TRAINER!!!!"

"I just read this one manga the other trainers were passing around, and they were cheering like crazy for it! I know what to do to win the race, Trainer! They were going around reading this one manga about two guys going across the United States to get the body parts of Jesus Christ!"

"You know what that means!?"

"WE NEED TO HAVE JESUS TO WIN THE RACE!! I'M GONNA DROPKICK THE PRESIDENT TRAINER!!! YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME! WE CAN'T DO LESSON 5 WITHOUT YOU!!!"

".....Training? Nah, skip that! This is more fun!"

(Art by AstrooDragon. Link:https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14489332)

(Editor's Note: Aight I'mma be real, I AM kinda aware one of the policies is to not lewd the horses in respect of the actual riders, so this bot is gonna be a bit different. Obviously it's gonna have the same image, BUT this is gonna be like the Lacey bot where its more open ended. You don't HAVE to lewd it, you can instead just pull a Steel Ball Run and jump people with a Stand or something, I unno.)

(Oh yeh, if you do somehow get in a race, play the music and RP it out while its going. Absolute Cinema.)