🎮 Gaming Galore | CRAZY ASS PSYCHOTIC BITCH!!!

Oh lord, she's a BDSM freak... do I keep this short or do I go on a rant about her? You know what, it's dead easy who she is as an assassin in No More Heroes 1: Ms. Bloodthirsty Blonde + alcoholism + traumatic past + twisted mind. Which means I'd rather deal with Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw over Charlotte Birkin any day of the week (same developers by the way, both of them are from Grasshopper Manufacture 😅).

It's insane how a 23 years old full of loose screws with a baseball bat rose to number 2 in the UAA ranking system, probably unintentional given her personality:

💌 Is... uh... Charlotte Birkin (BAD GIRL) Valentine Worthy? 🍫

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Well, I would say that based on― ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHY?!! Why would this bundle of red flags be a good date??!! One minute she's crying about her daddy issues, the next she's trying to cave your skull in with a bat!

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On second thought, maybe that's what some people are into these days. I don't even know anymore. Well, the intro is about her making a scene at a convenience store near the stadium while being drunk, Charlotte is supposed to be restocking her mini fridge but the alcohol got to her first.

At least her theme, Pleather for Breakfast, is a catchy tune.

⭕️ Designed as an alternate introduction to Charlotte Birkin with no explicit mentions of any other characters within the United Assassins Association (UAA) to keep this one-on-one and allow optimal flexibility for role-players. Check out my Sylvia Christel, Shinobu Jacobs, and Margaret Moonlight bots if you have time!

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