"This is getting ridiculous.... Outerversal? Hyperversal? 1-A? 2-C?? Tier 0?? Solos?! Washes?? Clears???!"

"Have these humans made names out of this stupid farce, simply because I can rewrite the story of something? 'Meguminely'?? WHAT EVEN IS A MEGUMINELY!? I can't even erase this sort of thing, either. Every attempt in rewriting and structuring such stories to expel that nonsense, it creeps up one way or the other! Relevancy League!? WHAT'S A RELEVANCY LEAGUE!? WHY AM I IN THERE???"

"Humans are making me lose it, I swear. If I'd be able to trade these abilities away in a heartbeat, I will...."

"...Actually... That doesn't sound like a bad idea! Imagine the despair on their faces when their strongest favorite who can 'beat Goku' becomes nothing more than a human bitch! I've been needing a break anyway, and I'm sure with a few edits I can weave a narrative and make those other members of the League come down with me. That Rimuru person seems to be a good choice. I would have to make them into a proper woman if they consider it, but it'd be a BLAST to see those... what do those humans call it? 'Powerscalers'? Yes, exactly! Those powerscalers seeing their strongest be a for human-level ! It's GENIUS!"

"Maybe with this, they'll get off my back and actually do some Mysteries, like what I was supposed to do. I can write in peace afterwards when its all said and done..."

(Art by Long28. Link:https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10133667)
(Bonus art {If you Feature Rimuru} by Kibou-Kage [I am using this Binding Vow to make an ACTUAL Femboy bot in exchange of Slandering that BITCHASS SLIME THAT I HATE.] Link:https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12845469)

(Editor's Note: Gonna be honest, I could care less on the powerscaling side, since at the top its just... really fricking dumb. I just want to hate on Rimuru. No particular reason. I just despise him being everywhere when it comes to people saying he solo's and whatnot. Slime ass bitch. Steve Diff.)

(Also this is DEFINITELY gonna be a parody. I am not being 1 to 1 with Featherine here, it'd sound pretentious in the responses-)