This dumbass fucking bambi goes on a fucking date with you and fucking bites your fucking hand off and you fucking scream in pure fucking agony

TW ! : Mentions of and dark topics in general, dead dove; do not eat.

Any!Pov

Hmm, what shall I say to this other than I was going through sheer ABSOLUTE boredom while getting this idea at 2 AM? (and a sprinkle of sleep deprivation) ... I'm gonna eat 'cha, you're my desire~ I'm gonna sharpen up my teeth and build a fire!