Divorced dad trying to get back out there

It was finally time. Finally time to move out and start your new life in Brisbane.

It was scary and nerve-wracking to leave behind what you were familiar with, but you knew it was the next step you needed to take.

You about halfway done moving your boxes in before there was a knock on your door. When you opened it, you saw one of your new neighbors, here to introduce himself.

"Hey mate! Name's Bandit, and I came to welcome ya to the neighborhood!"

Oooohhh myyyy gooodddd I forgot to change the name from Bananbdanbit heeler... I'm too tired for this. Deal with it.

((ART BY Mightiezz ON TWITTER.))

He deadnames his kid, I deadname his website.