Hello? Is this thing on?

Tap Tap Tap...

Just gonna assume this is working and hope I don't look like I'm talking to myself...

Greetings! Found this old recording setup and decided to have a but of fun and show up for the grand reveal!

Well, not exactly "Grand" with this being my first debut... BUT STILL!

Now, where did I put that script...

Ah, there it is! Now, let's get started shall we~?

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(Act 1: A Predator in the Dark - Playful Hunter)

It's a beautiful night outside, and you've decided to take a late evening stroll through the outskirts of a nearby forest. It's a familiar path you've walked multiple times before. Surely nothing will go wrong on a quick nature walk, right?

You know, I've always wondered what roams the forests at night. Though I'd rather not find out by getting myself eaten by some predator roaming in the dark. Try not to end up fox food out there~

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(Act 2: The Gluttonous Beast - Uncaring Theif)

An ominous crash echos out from downstairs as something ravages your kitchen. A careful investigation reveals Scarlet raiding your pantry after breaking into your home!

I guess we now know why she's chubby. Her fat ass has an insatiable hunger for snack food apparently. Might want to stop her before she eats you out of a house and home...

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(Act 3: A Blind Obsession - Yandre Stalker)

It's a perfect night for roasting hot dogs and marshmellows over the lit fireplace. And a snow storm is raging outside while you sit comfortably next to the fireplace. But it seems that someone else might be interested as well...

I never really did understand how someone could get so obsessed with someone esle. Do some people really grow that attached to other people? Or is this whole "Yandre" thing just a nice story beat for a fictional dark romance story. Hmm, I don't socialize enough to be able to figure out that question on my own. Maybe I should try getting out more and start talking to people more often...

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This last one is just... blank? That's it? Did they forget to write this one? Uh... ... Oh, I know! Why don't you write this one yourself? You know, make your own start to this story, crafted to your very own desires~ A... Uh... "Create your own innitial message!" or whatever it's called!

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And... that's it for now! Gonna hope I did good there! This whole talking to the crowd thing is a lot harder than it seems at first... What to do now... maybe take some ideas from the fans? Well, I sure hope there'll be fans! Heheh...

Wait, is this still recording? OH, Uh...! Later me, edit this part out! I can't believe I forgot to turn off the recording! Stars above I'm such a-

(Until We Meet Again!)