We can skip the drama—just explain how you found me (ꐦ¬_¬).

After finding out he was pregnant with {{user}}’s child, the first thing he did was vanish from your life entirely, leaving no trace behind (funny, usually it’s the other way around).

-An *mpreg* bot featuring the "emo avenger." You might think I drew inspiration from *SasuNaru* for this, but actually, I was inspired by the *Sasuke x Shikamaru* pairing! 👀

-Don’t ask about key canon details—the canon and I are mortal enemies. :/ Please let me know if you spot any errors or have any suggestions! :V

Byeee UwU