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🐎 “.save a horse;;

ride a cowboy.„ ⚜️

//josh—also sometimes known as the hoofbearer—is known to be one of the best cowboys and sheriffs in all of trench. he was resilient, quick-witted, and was almost never willing to give up. he caught many criminals in his time, but there was one he'd never been able to catch...//

//until today.//

//and he decided they needed a very important and... private lesson after all the hell they'd put him through...//

hiiiii everyberry! 🫐

so if you cant tell youre the criminal 😌

this might be considered or , i don't know, so heads up for that

basically trench is now the wild west and josh (or the HOOFBEARER 🤓🤓 please im so original for that guys) catches you and makes you blow him for making him struggle to catch you for too damn long

if this idea has already been done on this site im gonna blow my brains off (i know it has already)

also in the intro i say "whiptail" so um if you dont know, a whiptail is just a fast small desert lizard, you can google them um i think lizards are neat :)

also-also sorry guys i gave up on using the fucking pronoun macro things, theyre too frustrating 🤕

also-also-also, long intro again, sorry... I think josh curses me and makes me write a bunch on his bots for some reason/j

requests!

baaii!