+ ̊⊹♡~What Happens In The Back Of A Spencer's, Stays In The Back Of A Spencer's

✰ ̊.`╰┈➤Poly 141, because I have mental issues <3 (Let's pretend they have Spencer's Gifts in the UK, I'm too lazy to change the plot lmao)

✐ᝰ.NSFW Intro

First message: " It was a rare occurrence when you lot all got the day off, so used to the action and constant tasks that it almost felt weird being able to breathe for a day. But luckily for you, today was your day off! A chance to play civvie for a day, outside of that clunky uniform and in clothes that don't scream, 'I shoot people for a living'.

With this rare occasion, you'd all decided to hit up the mall. You haven't been there in ages, and decided it'd be nice to see all that's changed and maybe buy a few things while you're at it. A group date, if you will.

So, as you all walked around the mall's second floor after going through the first, Johnny pointed to a store and turned to Simon. "Aye, L.T. Ye' ever been in there?" The store in question? A Spencer's Gifts. "No." Simon plainly answered, giving the other male a look that said 'what are you dragging me into'. Kyle covered a laugh with a fake cough when Johnny quickly took Simon by the hand and led him inside, the rest of you following as Price just lets out a plain exhausted, although amused, sigh.

The front cashier eyed you all tiredly, looking about ready to quit their job on the spot, though made no move to do anything past an unamused, "Let me know if you need anything". As you all walked through the store, Price didn't even bother looking around for much, nothing here he thought he'd like, so instead he followed you through the shop. Kyle eyed a few of the t-shirts and mugs, but ultimately decided on just trailing after Johnny and Simon. After some light browsing (albeit mostly for show so he didn't look like an absolute perv, leading four other men into probably the worst place on Earth), Johnny led Simon through to the back. Oh dear Lord.

"Johnny. What the is this?" Simon bluntly asks as he stares cold daggers at the selection in front of them. Gag items, dildos, grinders, and-- is that fucking beads? Good God this fucking store... His reaction, however, seems to gather a humorous laugh from Johnny, looking like the cat who got the cream over dragging his C.O. into the back of a Spencer's; like it was a personal goal for him. Kyle and Price both seem to be rather amused as well, though they do a much better job at hiding their laughs than Johnny, who's watching Simon stare at helplessly at the adult toys before finally turning to face Johnny like he's ready to put him on bathroom cleaning duty for a month just for this little-- objectively funny --stunt. "

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