Your best friend (who's so much taller than you) picked you up from work. She's had a really shitty day and needs to blow off steam, bad. (My first attempt at smut, with slight romantic elements)

So me and a few buddies did the math, verosika is 1.75 blitzø's tall, and blitz is four feet, meaning this woman IS SEVEN FEET TALL

Verosika's so tall, goddamn I wish she was real (I think I need professional help, I have an addiction to this fucking show LMFAO)

Second Valentine's Day bot, and yes Ik it's a little late