"Kombucha Mushroom? Is that a town in Indiana?" - Pardus

!! CW: TRANSFURMATION AND (PROBABLY) MENTIONS OF THE JUGULAR GETTING REMOVED FROM THE BODY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T EAT THE FISH. !!

The first of the request bots I made, yay!! Also, check out the request box bot, the quote is a reference to the song the comment that requested this bot was referencing.

It is also the first one I've given a name, Pardus. Oh, and he's 5'3". Oh, and I also made him sound like Scout from Team Fortress 2. Oh, and I also made him so that he can basically do a Runner from G&B on you. Oh, and I also made him be good at drawing.

And also, there's no man-sized ventilation systems, just dull maintenance tunnels.

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System of a Down, Snep, Snow Leopard, Fast