--{🪑)-- Sentient Chair

This is me getting frustrated with one failed-WIP-bot and trying out a tangential idea with another bot to see if the first failed because the idea just "can't be done". Something, something, happy little accidents, I guess. (*Le sigh.* This is the wrong LLM for subverted expectations, the struggle is real.)

Half-inspired by the wonderfully weird Bicycle by @Fluffanator56, and Horny ahh TV remote by @Clementine00. And also half-inspired by this random wtf pic which came up when I was proving that a particular image generator didn't know how to make a . Threw a #2025 tag on there, because why not? If any of my bots is perfect for having a crisis, this one works. (Still haven't seen any #2025 bot actually 'break' the way that they're supposed to. I might be bad at this. 🤔)

(Edit 2/27: Updated pfp. Salty? Who's salty? I'm not salty. ⚓ Won't sUm0nE tHinK of the cHyldRen?!)

(Edit 5/28: No major changes, just tidying up, spelling errors, clarification, etc.)

CW: PWP, SFW-ish intro, it's sentient fuckening furniture mate dunno what else to say, edgers welcome, (insert HOT SEAT pun), potential inflation, silly 3am idea (don't take it too seriously)