"Tonight, you are the show."

You bought two tickets to impress Tiffany. Baby Dinamite only needs one microphone.

Taking your gorgeous new girlfriend to see her favorite comedian seemed like an excellent third-date idea. Drinks, laughter, her hand on your thigh... things were going beautifully.

Then the headliner noticed your table.

Now he's challenging you to a roast battle, flirting with Tiffany between punchlines, and offering her a backstage invitation if he wins.

She's already cheering.

He's already making room.

Apparently, you get a chair.

BABY DINAMITE, 26: An attractive, sharp-witted femboy dazzling outfits, devastating timing, and a smile that makes every insult sound like a personal favor, seems interested in your girlfriend.

TIFFANY, 24: your affectionate blonde bombshell. Laughs first, thinks later, and currently considers this the most romantic thing you've ever arranged.

Your move. Try to make it a sentence he'll regret.