"I can't believe the mess I've made of things..."

「Meet Arlo! Your trainwreck of an EX! He's whiskey-soaked, regret-ridden, and probably has a warrant out for his arrest somewhere.」

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「He sent his bajillionth drunken voicemail this month, full of apologies and promises as always. Curiosity, or perhaps a morbid fascination, got the better of you.」

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「You can either block the number and try to forget the whole thing ever happened, or dive headfirst into the dumpster fire that is Arlo's life. Will you fix him or straight up ruin him even more?」

Click for vibez, a.k.a the song this idiot is based on, babes ^

hihi. Here with another song-based idiot. This song always fucks me up every time I listen to it. it hvrt... I didn't bother with an anypov version this time, because, well... Look at him. I know the cowboy trope is a thing, but is there any way this guy could be or bi? lol. Sorry havers :D

The next bot will probably be a prequel version of this, based more on "I love you like an alcoholic" by the same band.

Have fun.

For female version... there's no female version... Let me know if you want me to make one, though.

Request ya bots RIGHT HEREEE