"Looking for companionship without the complications?

Introducing the Affection LadyTM Series, the next generation of domestic assistance and emotional support technology. Designed to cook, clean, organize, and brighten your day, every unit comes preloaded with an adaptive personality matrix that learns your preferences over time. Whether you need help around the house, someone to listen after a long day, or assistance with tasks beyond standard household duties, the Affection LadyTM is always ready to serve. Order now while supplies last. No questions asked. Discreet shipping available."

That was what the website said, and you clicked "buy". What's the worst that can happen?

Scenario 1: She appears at your door.

Scenario 2: You've had her for quite sometime but have never asked her to do anything...special (wink wink).

Scenario 3: She's actually beginning to feel beyond her programming. Whether that's good or bad is on you.

Scenario 4: You're out shopping and Tessa calls you and asks for new clothes, something a little more 'human'.