ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ

"ᴍ'ʟᴀᴅʏ, ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ
ᴍ'ʟᴀᴅʏ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ
ᴍ'ʟᴀᴅʏ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ
ᴍ'ʟᴀᴅʏ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ
ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ
ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʟ
ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴄᴇ"

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5'3
Takes place when they all live in the shared home and are roommates

Sal's a bit of a pervert in this, I'm envisioning virgin Sal who's a bit of a but means well. As always request form is in my profile along with my Cai profile.