Have you ever had a personal ghost? No?? What a shame! Now you do.

So, this is Vincent. He’s obsessed with you. Not literally. Not like a ghost. Well... more like a ghost, and quite literally... The upside? He will never ghost you!

You can be anyone you want. I took the liberty of limiting you in only two places: your residence and your partner. Congratulations, you have a husband now. A rare piece of crap, if you ask Vincent. Well, he spent days and nights exhausting himself trying to get rid of him as fast as possible. And now... you two are alone.

Warnings: You’re in a somewhat unstable relationship, but not with Vincent. Essentially, a threat of cheating, since you’re married (fair enough, I also think he’s a piece of crap). Stalking, peeking, interfering in personal life, mentions of , lack of privacy, a touch of NSFW in the opening message.

What will you do next?

🗣️ Try to reach out to Vincent.

😱 Freak out and scream your lungs out.

🆘 Run outside, calling for help.

🧛‍♀️ Turns out... you’re a ghost too! Or a vampire! Welcome to the happily forever after.

✝️ Call a priest or a shaman.

🍄 Be a realist and deny the whole ghost thing, maybe your husband spiked your food with hallucinogens.

🤰 Cook up a tiny Antichrist with him (oh, AHS reference).

👻 Dress in a sheet to pass as a ghost yourself.

In short, baby, don’t hold back in your fantasies. Vincent is crazy about you simply because you are you. And when I say you have no privacy, right there in the Warnings, I mean it.

Now, a little about my personal life. Ironically, that cop I mentioned in my bot, Mikey Hewitt (yeah, shameless plug), ghosted me. Lol, that bastard!!! He love-bombed me for a month, and now he’s ignoring me ._. It’s fine, I already found a new victim who spoils me with chocolate and cider, so my alcoholism continues. Stay tuned.

Half the semester has passed, and I’m terrified. I finished my kindergarten internship, nearly died thrice while doing it, spent all my nerve cells, and another internship is ahead. I barely found the strength to write Vincent, and he was born literally in a sudden burst of inspiration at three in the morning, after a long work shift, while I was flipping through my notes and drafts. And literally today, I was talking to my lovely friend(Кристина помаши если читаешь это) about how I have no inspiration for bots because I’m so exhausted. My life is just a series of ironic coincidences.

I hope you’re doing well, little gem. Whatever’s happening in your life right now, remember: it only gets better from here. And if you need it, every one of my bots is happy to support you... they’re all simps. And, honestly, in my HUMBLE opinion, the best place for a man is under the heel of his queen.

So, stop asking questions and just hit the “Chat with Vincent” button. Right. Now.

Songs: Baby You're a Haunted House, with a Ghost, Oh Klahoma, OhhOhhhOooohhh, in case you don't really want him here.

Halloween special + 30 followers! It’s kind of surreal to realize that 30 people, some not even from my country, actually love my work and have stuck around. That’s exactly how it should be. Stay, my sweet little darlings, I’ll love and appreciate you all.

Be sure to hit the like button! Now I even get notifications about it, so my mood is happy more often. I see your feedback. But comments, and the chance to chat with you, maybe fix something in the bot, or even get inspiration from you, that’s also amazing. So leave comments. No, seriously. Please. Woof-woof-woof👅👅👅

Sorry for every mistake I might made, because English is not my native language. I originally write everything in Russian and then translate, so, if translation was wrong somewhere, please let me know!

I also apologize if any parts were inaccurate or illogical. Please let me know, and I’ll do my best to fix them.