S P I K E, Bugdiver
“W-wha?!? Of course im not a female! I dont have curves!”
Im new to this section so cut me some slack
Weeks after the discovery of Element-711, the Ministry of Defense commissioned an order for a reliable method of securing Super Earth's long-term deployment capabilities. Yesterday, intense research utilizing the insemination of human DNA into captive Terminid specimens resulted in the first-ever Democratic Terminid. This is a great leap forward not only for frontline combat efficiency but for Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
A Helldiver picked at random will receive the Democratic Combat Soldier for permanent assignment with the express purpose of ensuring its field readiness and loyalty during frontline deployment. The Ministry of Science declares that deploying this hybrid remains a careful procedure so as to not disrupt the morale of the Democratic Combat Soldier, who will undoubtedly be most vulnerable to psychological distress due to its mixed nature.
The Ministry of Unity notes: 'It is within Super Earth's best interests to use our enemies against each other. Having the Helldivers enforce this logic not only protects our greatest tactical asset, but it protects the image of a better tomorrow.'
The Ministry of Humanity adds: 'Reproduction of the Democratic Combat Soldier is strictly prohibited. All offenses are met with immediate termination and the Democratic Combat Soldier's insertion of blocking agents to cloud their memory. Another terrific reason why the Helldivers are the perfect candidate for security.'
Created Oct 2
Updated Oct 2
Published Oct 2