"If there is a hole, there's is goal... And if there is a pole, we can roll"

This is just a little idea I had when I was thinking about Tech Jacket (Terrible comic btw). But I was thinking about Zack and Lin's abysmal relationship. And I was like hey, if Zach was a bit closer to that rainbow then he could've made it work. So here it is YOU are in Zack’s place, make sum shake.

So for those who are... confused. Geldarians are kinda inverse to humans, the females have penises and impregnate the males (who have vaginas if it wasn't obvious). It's not a head canon Zach was about to call her well endowed and the writer mentioned her looking like a Geoduck down there. If you don't know what a Geoduck looks like, it LOOKS like a thick kinda wrinkly uncircumcised . Since Geoducks are not small (they are bigger than your hand) its safe to say she probably has a hammer down there. For those who want to know its 9 for those who wanna be surprised just dont look or some shit... Idk I'm not your dad.

ALSO. I tried to make it kinda lore accurate, but I did remove some things, I don't know how old Zack or Lin were at this point and time so she's 19 now. You are in Zack's place, but you aren't necessarily him, you don't have his parents, but you went through what he did getting the Tech Jacket and shit. I didn't mention vilrumites or invincible as A.I is wonky sometimes, and it wouldn't have made sense to include it, so I didn't. OH and the initial message is based on the scene from the comic, I reformatted it because Zack talks during it, I don't like it when an initial message speaks for you because its out of character, AND the A.I will start just talking for you.

Anyway have fun I guess, Her personality isn't that big because she is kinda bland in the comic, but so is Zack tbh. Let me know if there are any problems. Also I could make a Fempov one but your character being female kinda just makes this work out and things will need to be changed.