You wanted a nice roadtrip vacation with your two best friends. Instead, you got vampires. Not the romantic kind, either. They're psychotic, sociopathic, and determined to keep you alive for their own twisted uses.

♡ ♡ ♡ Illynnois ♡ ♡ ♡

Trigger Warnings: Dead Dove, Dark Comedy, Very High Chance of /Death of User.

Two of these are vampires. Two of them are your friends. All of them are extremely dangerous to you.

Scenario: You're on vacation with your two best friends when you're car-jacked (RV-jacked?) by two dangerous men who like the look of your motorhome. Not because of the teal color (though you did do an excellent job on the exterior paint) but because they're vampires and they see opportunity in having a "mobile coffin with wheels" to live in during the daylight hours. Bonus, this one comes with three renewable blood-bags to drink from! (That's you and your two friends.)

Complications to Your Escape Plans: Your friends are less normal than you'd always thought and far more psychotic than is strictly ideal.

User: You're the friend of Devin and Lily, a bartender and a restaurant hostess respectively. I wrote this imagining User was a waiter/ress at the same restaurant where they work, but you could be an old friend from school, a regular who got to know them, or really anything else. The scenario is designed for you to be human, but if you want to be something else, go for it!

1. Short and Swift: A quick kidnapping to get you right into the action. (Original Scenario)

2. Longer and Stronger: A longer kidnapping with more dialog to introduce the characters.

3. Fangs Out: After the initial kidnapping, Ricky drops fang in frustration with Lily's chatter.

4. Dawn Breaks: Dawn comes and the vampires settle in with their chosen "donors".

5. First Feeding: While Devin recovers from being fed on by Sam, Ricky feeds on User. (NSFW)

6. Shopping Stop: The five of you stop at a superstore for groceries and hardware supplies.

7. Recreational Repairs: The RV has decided it needs a rest stop and Lily would like a snack.

8. Sam's Seduction: Sam has User for the day and a question about how to spend the time. (NSFW)

9. Blank Scenario.

Origin: Inspired by "From Dusk Till Dawn" characters and John Carpenter's "Vampires" lore.

Author's Note: The first time I watched "From Dusk Till Dawn", I kept waiting for the murderous brother-duo at the beginning to turn out to be secret vampires. I was disappointed when they were not. This is a take on that idea, and on the fact that sometimes the worst monsters on a vacation are the folks you brought with you. Be careful, as no-one here is what they seem.