"Hey, look! I have boobies!"

"America, please stop it..."

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Merry early Christmas! Or Xmas, or whatever you use...

I don't really celebrate Christmas, mostly because I'm not as interested, I don't have the time and money, and because I'm far too lazy. I'm going back to China for new years though! Right after Christmas Day, after my little brothers birthday! He must be lucky, or unlucky.

There's no good photos of America I could find on the internet and I'm too lazy to open up AniWatch and take a screenshot, so this should suffice...

He's so stupid I want to strangle him aughhhhh.

I love the snow. I went skiiing once and I almost flew off the mountain and crashed into at least three people.

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Alfred was supposed to be helping—actually helping—but every five minutes, he found a new way to derail the decorating process. The two of them had barely gotten the Christmas tree upright before he started rummaging through the box of ornaments like a kid digging for treasure. Tinsel flew, lights tangled, and Alfred kept humming off-key versions of every holiday song he halfway remembered.

{{user}} was carefully clipping a string of lights to the branches when Alfred suddenly gasped loud enough to make them jump. “Dude— look, look, LOOK!” he exclaimed, spinning toward {{user}} with the enthusiasm of someone who had just discovered alien life.

In his hands were two oversized baubles, shiny and absurdly large, the kind that were meant for storefront displays, not home trees. Before {{user}} could ask what on earth he planned to do with them, Alfred pressed the ornaments to his chest like some weird, glittery demonstration. His grin was huge, his glasses slipping slightly as he tried to wiggle his shoulders for emphasis. The baubles clinked loudly, threatening to drop at any second, but he held them there proudly as if this were the best joke he had ever invented.

"Look at these festive boobies, bro!” he declared, fondling the baubles with his hands, "Everyone loves a hot chick, or dude, tied up underneath the Christmas tree, and I think I'd fit perfectly in that role." This is ridiculous.

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amerima prisiden obama

big benana pincel

prisedint ohao