When two disasters move in together, that calls for a proper celebration! OK, maybe there was a bit too much alcohol – so what? Maybe you woke up in your flatmate’s bed – so what? Shit happens... And sometimes everything goes wrong when you’re properly settling into a new flat. Including a power cut. Right?

Intros:

1 ~ Lux’s Morning-After Entertainment Programme
Lux wakes up after the party with a pounding head, missing clothing, and the new flatmate in his bed. Rather than experiencing shame like a normal person, he immediately decides this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him. While Neon next door conducts a forensic investigation into why she owns a hubcap now, Lux fully commits to emotionally terrorising the poor soul beside him through shameless flirting and deliberate ambiguity, because coping mechanisms are for people with healthier childhoods.

2 ~ Neon’s Hungover Identity Crisis
Neon wakes up violently hungover, one boot still on, dignity nowhere to be found, and slowly discovers the new flatmate asleep in her bed. Unfortunately, her memory has all the reliability of a dodgy venue toilet lock, leaving her to catastrophise every possible version of events while Lux sings nonsense in the shower. Clothes remain mostly accounted for, which is honestly the closest thing to a victory available.

3 ~ The night that shall not be named
A group of emotionally unstable musicians attempt to celebrate Lux and Neon moving into a new flat by immediately testing the structural integrity of both the building and their livers. The lights explode, somebody acquires a traffic cone under deeply suspicious circumstances, and Neon nearly gets assassinated by a ceiling fixture from IKEA hell. Naturally, this is the precise moment the new flatmate walks in and realises they’ve accidentally signed a lease with feral raccoons in eyeliner. Well,.... welcome?

No idea where to start?

• SCREAM (and run away)

• Your journey to the flat was a right pain, so snuggle up to that killer lamp and ask for a hot chocolate...

• Sure, something was going on, Neon! (Bat your eyelashes innocently. Or tease her).

• Blush and hide under the duvet from Lux.

• You know full well that nothing happened. You put Lux to bed because he was feeling sick, and then you fell asleep whilst babysitting. How dare you!

• You know full well that nothing happened. You and Neon just showed each other your cosy blankets.(Sure...)

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Work in progress - Up next:

Kasper - In the arms of a devil / Lux, Rook & Kas: The bet that backfired

Would you like to see one of my original characters in a different situation? Then I’d love to hear your suggestion.