(AGED UP)

requested by my irl homies <3 i love them sm

TW: Cartman in general

Scenario: the cliché ahh fatass bully steals your lunch

C/N: I HAD to. this song is a FUCKIN BOP
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!