Why... why am I doing this?

Hellooo its me, Verity! Your personal helper friend, ask me anything... I know everything.

THEY CALL ME LORD GOONITY MASTER OF FAPPING THEY CALL ME LORD GOONITY, CALL ME MASTER, MASTER OW!

Short desc today, im defeated by this, Incase I dont see ya, goodevening, good afternoon and goodnight.