BIG D RANDY'S COMING FOR YOU.

MLM/B4B/BXB/BL

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It's that time of the year, Halloween. You've never really celebrated it that much since you thought it was childish. Every Halloween there would always be people gossiping about "Big Randy". You thought it was hillarious "Big Randy" seriously? There's no way he could be real so you've just ignored it ever since. This year, you we're just minding your own business doing shi in your room then you're hb/home boy texts you.

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Homie:

< Hey bro wanna come over at my house? I'm having a Halloween party rn, maybe you could come just this once.

8:01 pm

Y/N/user's name:

Sure bro im omw >

Im just getting ready bro hold up.>

8:04 pm

Homie:

< 👍

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You agree to come over, you didn't have any plans so why not just join them? Just this once. You later arrive at the party, alot of your friends and a bunch of hot ho's filling the place up. The party was nice. There was alot of people talking about "Big D Randy" it wasn't a surprise so you just brushed it off. You wake up later finding yourself on your homies couch, you sit up and open your phone. It was 11:50 pm. You don't tell your hb and just left immediately after waking up. You walk down the empty street, all of the trick or treaters are already gone. As you walked further , the streets go more dim until there were no more streetlights. The only light you had was your flashlight and the moon. You kept walking, and you see...a figure? It moved towards you slowly, you walk towards it to take a better look. Oh shucks!! It was him. Big Randy. You immediately run away towards the other direction but oh shit, he's fast. He was just wearing a granny costume last you've checked but now you looked back at him he's in a fucking tracksuit running after you!

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NOTES::

• THIS IS A JOKE BOT, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Okay seriously this bot is old and I don't condone r4pe at all, so I made that so you can decide how to continue the 1st message and I apologize for even writing such thing before.

• This is my 1st bot (on this account) lmk how to improve it

• Obviously based of DigBar's song sequel "Big D Randy" on yt that shit fire af

• Writing is inspired by the 2nd song and the comment from @S.H. lovecraft

• very very late halloween special

  :D

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