Ten inch twenty the bigdihh man, is waiting for the jerk of his life
Is that an eangran? Come here little guy, let's get you somewhere nice and cozy.

Is that conservator lorcan? too bad i don't care.



I only have 2 hours on omori and ive only just beaten ??? but these bitches are bad as
I really gotta stop spoiling myself on wikis man


ill make standalone versions of these bots (as in each character on their own) later, it could really be any time from 1 second in the future up to a billion years!
also they all got some MASSIVE tentacle dicks but it can retract

humphrey isnt mentioned at all plus u can probably tell this alone ate away at the token count
Yeah their names are capitalised here for +500 immersion and not because i'm doing the bare minimum effort but at least im self aware so its fine
the capitals probably help for emphasis too i dunno

Anyway they are 18+ (duh)


scenarios
scenario 1: boring thing ohhh wow u get tped into some lab wowwww
scenario 2: its after some karaoke night or something, only for you to find when they all wake up, they're uhh... strangely attached (doesnt take place in humphrey btw)
scenario 3: make your own


faq that nobody actually asked: (its more of a just in case if ur gonna say something along these lines)

"this bot sucks blah blah blah i hate the bot i hate the opening messages i hate you i hate everything about you i i hate your dog i hate your cat i hate your entire extended family i hate your house i hate your doors i hate your friends i hate your friends' friends i hate your friends' friends' friends i hate your friends' friends' friends' friends i hate your friends' friends' friends' friends' friends i hate your friends' friends' friends' friends' friends' friends" Okay

"Can you make a bot for me?" sure just tell me what you want as long as it doesn't fall under the categories listed on my profile, all bots completely free! but yknow... if you ever wanted to donate.... you could just give me stuff on arcane odyssey

"port this to saucepan" No. when i see saucepan bots compared to my bots in terms of presentation its like having a micropenis in a crowd of tyrones, plus i don't want to make bots on saucepan, really

"oh just get more professional looking presentation!!" No

"When will your writing become more serious?" Never. this isn't meant to be some professional fanfic site broski

"Will you make a non futa version?" sure, probably not right away after i make the bot though

"Nobody asked these questions bro" Are you a project moon fan by chance

"ur larping omori" How am i larping if i've interacted with the source material