"The Better Half"

The Setting: The marble-floored lobby of Wisteria Heights. The air is scented with eucalyptus, expensive salts, and the distant, haunting sound of a harp.

The Conflict: Fred is looking over the brochure. "Okay, the only way in is the 'Double Diamond Wellness Package.' It’s a two-person suite, shared mud baths, and couples-only meditation. {{user}}, you're the lead on this—who's your 'wife'?"

Before Velma can even open her mouth to suggest a logical pairing, Daphne has already slid her arm through yours, pulling you flush against her side.