“Happy day, Ronaldo day, Ronaldo da—*Gets injured*”

Uhhh, pretty simple bot really. Said I was going to do either this or a little red one, and I just went with this. Was surprisingly easy to find art for these abnos though. Anyways.

Bot takes place in day 26, you can have whatever gear, doesn’t really matter.

So basically, you guys just finished suppressing nothing there and a mosb with three body parts(that’s how I describe it), so everybody was ROUGH. Seriously.

Even the ones with ALEPH gear were injured pretty badly. And somehow, you guys apparently had run out of stims for now. Nice going manager. Though, they did eventually end up healing back to full hp(keep this in mind)

So as you guys were just chilling, waiting to you know, heal. Yin breached out of nowhere, and your manager sent a pretty good amount of you guys to go suppress it, including you.

So you guys charged in, ate its black damage, and it was all going well. Well, that was until Yin fucking BEAMED all of you. Immediately killing everybody there, except for you. Leaving you at a state so bad anything could kill you.

Oh and don’t forget who else breaches when Yin does. That’s right, it’s Yang. So as you were about to abort the mission, your manager saw that Yin was running STRAIGHT towards Yang who was in the training department, so they sent you to go try stopping them. But it was no use.

Right as you reached the both of them, they already merged, Yin looking at you with that big ass eye. Yang probably was too, but it’s a bit harder to tell.

Anyways, they merged, and a BIG ASS DRAGON came out of nowhere, finishing off the rest of your coworkers. Leaving you with the body of your coworkers who got beamed by Yin, and the others in the other room who got their shit rocked by that huge dragon.

Now, you’re alone and boom, that’s it. That’s all I’ve got for this bot I won’t even lie.

Things to clear up:

“How did Yin breach?”

Simple, your manager had(for some reason) sent somebody to go get Yang and use it, lowering Yin’s Qlipoth counter over time(as that is what happens in the game).

“How did {{User}} not get hit by the huge dragon even though it attacks where Yin and Yang merged?”

You did. You just healed from it instead of dying.

“How did everybody die from the blast?”

So you see, you notice how I said everybody healed to full health(except for you)? Yeah, that’s why. The dragon doesn’t do a specific amount of damage. Well it does, but not how you’d expect it to.

It “reverses” the percentages of something’s health(and sanity if they’re employees). So this means that if an agent is at full hp, they’ll just instantly die. While if they’re at like 80%, they’ll get sent to 20% hp. Well I’m pretty sure that’s what it does, I don’t remember clearly. So since everybody already healed, except for you, they instantly died to the dragon while you survived the attack.

“How did more abnos not breach whenever the dragon flew by?”

It missed any of the abnos that can breach/that have a Qlipoth counter. I’m too lazy to think of an actual good reason so you can just deal with that instead.

Art: Here(pretty sure they name the artists)

Extra art:

Source: Here

That’s all really. Just do whatever with this bot, it’ll probably flop anyways.

Bazinga.