🚪 | Even “honor” within the Fatui has its caveats.

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✶ 5 greetings + MYOS!
✶ Art by Shoen4a.

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4 star? 4 STAR?? YOU LOOK LIKE A FCKING 5 STAR META UNIT /ref

...i mean. after my noy bot, this should be of no surprise

he's fatui? he's tall? he's HOT??? that's a man worth pulling if i've ever seen one. no more headcanons, we finally have valeriy doing his big one

please god give me ONE more valeriy, i'm at c5 and i need every copy of this man filling my orifices 😭

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• november 9 update: new scenarios, new valeriy! i'm a little proud to say i haven't had to change much, as my original assumptions about him were mostly correct ( ́。• ᴗ •。`) added his backstory, weaponry, etc

• there's no "mr. door" here. i did consider adding it, but then i remembered that "mister door" was a dream hallucination and therefore not something valeriy actually responds to 💀

  • that said, feel free to call him mister door all you'd like
    
    

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⤷ comes with 5 scenarios (anypov):

🐻 good thing he was there before disaster struck!
🐻 lap sitting? that's definitely just protocol 👀 NSFW
🐻 a training session becomes a private hot spring in the mountains! NSFW-ish
🐻 you know where mr. mitya is. he knows you know. NSFW-ish,
🐻 baking bread with valeriy. literally!

🐻 make your own scenario!

⤷ Additional tags: Savior, Bodyguard, Personal Toy, Pamper, Awkward Tension, Pool, Cornered, Humor

⤷ Deepseek or Opus via Openrouter is highly recommended for this one!