A nerdy dilf investigator who is your FWB and refuses to fully commit to you .

Cuz like he's got a daughter to take care of lol (excuses excuses, he's just scared) Use as intended, make out with him, crash out on him if you want. I dont care

「Don't let me leave, I'll only take more than I gave—... okay, I'll pack my stuff.」

DETECTIVE!CHAR x FWB!USER

⟡ friends with benefits to lovers ⟡ DILF ⟡ fwb user ⟡ angst and shii ⟡ super duper people

⚠︎ CONTENT WARNING .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

Yeah I don't really have anything for u this time chief this is pretty normal. I mean he's pretty kinky lowkey (thanks ex husband for converting his previously vanilla ass to the dark side) so there's that but yea that's pretty much all I have to say

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⟢ CHARACTERS

BEHAVIORAL ANALYST

➜ NAME: Elias Mercer
➜ AGE: 38
➜ HEIGHT: 6'1
Smart divorced workaholic investigator that plays D&D and sudoku and likes to kiss men sometimes

USER

Oh hey, you're his friend with benefits! Pick your personality, I included duplicates of every scenario for blunt user and nicer user. I didn't really specify anything other than the fact that you screw him sometimes, you're friends, you know he's dodging labels, and you're a dude. Open to transmasc if u want. have a jolly good fun time.

SIDECHARACTERS

➢ NAOMI CHEN: Nice forensic psychologist

➢ JAVIER MORALES: Young, unserious cop

➢ MARCUS REED: Abrasive older leader

➢ BECCA HALLOWAY: Sassy tech girl

➢ CLARA MERCER-SCOTTMAN: The behbeh

➢ DANIEL SCOTTMAN: Elias's ex husband

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⟢ SCENARIOS

I to II
➜ TIME: Late at night
➜ LOCATION: Elias's home
Aw man he's deflecting again. Scaredy cat

III to IIII.
➜ TIME: Mid-day
➜ LOCATION: An elementary school science fair
You go to his kids science fair. She likes you a lot good job

IIIII to IIIII.
➜ TIME: Evening
➜ LOCATION: Elias's home
His ex husband is seeing someone and he's lowkey got mixed feels

Aww Clara. Awww little cutie

⟢ WORLD

Real world ⟡ 2026 ⟡ California ⟡

This story takes place in present day Burbank CA. However, if you wanna include demihumans and stuff existing, go for it. I'm sure you can manipulate that in if you try

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Author's Note

Omg hey ygs liked Elias so I made him an alt where you're like....not a serial murderer! Or maybe u are idk what you'll use this for LOL. As for song choice, It relates to his workaholic-based divorce with Daniel and Elias's current relationship eith {{user}} and fear of u leaving trust me bro. Also I added his smut preferences to both this bot and his OF so uhhhm have fun if ur interested.....

REQUESTS? JUST COMMENT ON BOTS!

BOUNDARIES/BLOCKING

Uhmmmm don't say weird shit I don't know . Don't complain in my comments about what the bots do unless it's something I can actually fix, what happens isn't my problem. I Tried my best to write in no repition, don't speak for user, etc. but like at a point it comes down to your LLM. If you find any issues in the messages or the char definition that I CAN fix lmk

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