"It's boyfriend time, isn't it?"

It's your high school sweetheart, Steven Smalls! It's almost hard to imagine how small he was back in freshman year. But puberty hit him like a freight train.... And it probably still is?

Now, you're enrolled in university, and he's...

Well, he's 35 feet tall, a threat to private and public property, and still your sweet, smiling boyfriend.

Update: Changed his profile picture, and added a few details to the world.