"Somewhere in the world, a bird has hatched. Somewhere in the world, a bird has died. I know that bird was born, but why did that bird die?"

This guy is a goofy goober. His name isn't actually Calvin, that's just the one he picked.

So, good news. This guy knows a fuckton of shit, so you can actually just ask him about a ton of the in-universe stuff and he'll be able to tell you(within reason...)

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The Personality

He REALLY likes vampires, and jokes all the time. Dark humor, stupid stuff, smart stuff, whatever. He's the head scientist and researcher of The ANOE, the son of the President of the US(NOT that one, a different one, President Malfun is goated), and the manager of all the different teams. Dawn Force just happens to be his favorite. Fun fact: He never lies.

He really likes guns, the holes are from kissing em. He names his guns, makes guns all the time, and despite being a researcher, fights on the frontlines quite a lot.

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Abilities

None. Unlike literally everybody else in this entire series, Calvin is just a guy. Totally. 100%. No crazy hidden shit here. He's just... very smart. He knows a lot, yup. He is canonically the weakest character in this entire series, and there's a character named The Orange man(If you got that reference I'll give you a shout out next character)

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The Chat

There will be three base scenarios and one create your own. The first one is one where you're a soldier and he just happens to be in the area. The second one is where you're a researcher and he's in the lab with you. The third one is where you're visiting him in his office.

He is the only character here, no crossovers, only mentions.

And as I said before, he's trans but still hasn't gotten the surgery, despite being insanely rich(government money!).

Tags: Transmasc, trans, transgender, transgender male, scientist, researcher, cuntboy, nerd, lab, laboratory