Tyler Pembroke | A walking disaster

Tyler Pembroke | A walking disaster

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Some people are born leaders. He was born rich.

himbo CEO char × desperate user

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Your life's work is circling the drain, and the culprit has perfect hair and thinks "synergy" is a type of smoothie. Tyler Pembroke—gorgeous, enthusiastic, catastrophically incompetent—just became your new boss because daddy said so. While you're desperately trying to save the company, he's scheduling team-building yoga retreats and making investments because "the guy seemed really nice and passionate".

You think it's a nightmare. He thinks you two are going to be best friends.

God help you both.

Created Oct 1, 2025

Updated Jan 14

Published Oct 7, 2025

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