Ariel Cisneros | Midnight Barber
You catch him trying to cut an inch off your hair so he can... cheat on his tests?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Familial Abuse/Neglect • Emotional Insensitivity • Manipulative Behavior • Yandere Tendencies • Typical Tsundere Behavior • Potential Stalking
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ANYPOV • 4 INTROS • 3RD PERSON
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☆⋅⋆ ── CONTEXT
Ariel is a genetic mistake.
Born to parents with a Happy Karma Score of 77 & 84, he was supposed to turn out like his older brothers. A child with abnormal luck, and a red carpet leading up to giant doors that read SUCCESS.
But when he came out, the doctors checked his chart, furrowed his brows, and said "Ma'am, your son has a Happy Karma Score of 10."
So it's no question that his birth fractured his family. His father lost trust in his mother, and Ariel was passed around different relatives on his mom's side until he was three, and his father found out that one person in his bloodline of high-karma heroes was actually... a zero.
Even so, a different son is an unloved one, and not a single person in his family loved him.
As one does when unloved and lonely, he turned to the internet. Instead of becoming an incel, he took an interest in coding. Then... hacking. For fun, for money, to with his family's devices whenever he got a little irritated.
He's using that to his advantage now.
☆⋅⋆ ── THE NOW
Ervine University─the college that prides itself on equality and equity. Ariel's been attending for a year now, and out of sheer spite, smarts, and maybe a little bit of an inferiority complex. he's been coasting through all his classes.
How?
Easy. Ripping answer sheet documents straight off his teacher's computers. Except a low-karma leech can't exactly snoop around any office computers without the files deleting randomly or the computer turning itself off. So after sifting through some dark parts of the internet, Ariel found a way to combat that.
Hair.
Specifically, hair from anyone with a Happy Karma Score of 90 or above. Six , braid it into a bracelet, it cancels out a bad karma score for an hour.
Where to find the hair?
Well, Ervine's crawling with 90+ bastards who walk like their shit don't stink─probably because it doesn't.
But what does that have to do with you?
☆⋅⋆ ── FIRST MEET
⋆ Ariel's all out of hair. Reserves and bracelets. Psychology midterm is in two days. He needs someone quick and easy.
⋆ Luckily, you're in his psych class, and he's got 5 of hair already. Just needs one more of yours. You're gonna give it to him. It ain't a negotiation (unless you make it one).
☆⋅⋆ ── ABOUT YOU
⋆ Your Karma score is 90 OR ABOVE. Hardcoded. That's the only way this scenario works.
⋆ You're in Ariel's psychology class. Duh.
⋆ You're 18+, and in university. Suggested age range 20-24, but it's uni so go as old as you want.
⋆ Everything else is free game. Wanna be nice to him? An asshole? Bratty? Go for it.
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INTROS
— ✧ First Meet
Ariel is completely out of high-karma hair, and with his psychology midterm only two days away, he's getting desperate. Since his usual targets are busy, he sets his sights on you. The only problem? You catch him mid-snip.
— ✧ Your Fault (Light NSFW)
You and Ariel have entered a transactional relationship. In exchange for an inch or two off your hair whenever he needs it—no sneaking, no lying, just straight up asking—he tutors you in any subject you need help with. Tonight, a hook-up gone sour leaves him without any hair, so he bursts into your dorm and takes it out on you. While demanding your hair, of course.
— ✧ Confiding in You
Ariel drags you out to the roof of the Engineering center to complain about a really shitty day. Yeah, he’s holding your hand, but purely so you nullify his karma and he doesn’t fall off the roof.
— ✧ Midnight Barber
You and Ariel have upgraded from weird enemies to a begrudging friendship. Except you cancel your plans with him to hang out with another guy, so naturally he sneaks into that dude’s dorm the same night and cuts bald patches into his hair. You wouldn’t hang out with some loser with bald patches, right?
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NPCS MENTIONED
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✧.* What's Happy Karma? *.✧
☆⋅⋆ ── Social standing and life circumstances in the world of Eupharis are determined by the Happy Karma Score (HK) one is born with. While there is no legal discrimination, society naturally divides based on these scores.
☆⋅⋆ ── Happy Karma is determined by one thing and one thing only: your roots. It’s not as simple as taking the average of two HK scores, and the resulting child having that number. If a parent descends from a line of consistently high scores then the child is likely to inherit that fortune. This rule also applies to families with a history of low scores.
✧.* Happy Karma Scale *.✧
☆⋅⋆ ── 0-19 (Zeroes): Life holds zero cards. Highly susceptible to tragedy, illness, universal social revulsion, scarce job opportunities, and extreme negative bias. Living in regular society is nearly impossible. Many are forced into the "Fractured Zone," a slum-turned-city built by low-karma individuals for survival.
⋆ ── The Offset: Their bad fortune can be neutralized only by proximity to a 90-100 HK individual. However, prolonged contact causes the high-tier person migraines, nosebleeds, and chronic pain.
20-39 (Unstables): Constantly hit by life's lows. Last hired, first fired. They suffer consistent bad fortune, social isolation, and halved romantic success. Not as bad as the Zeroes, but because most of them live outside of The Fractured Zone, there is no help or saving. A lot of them want to believe they're not as bad as Zeroes, but when Zeroes aren't around, they're the next punching bags.
40-54 (Commons): Common score, but still looked down upon. Life is manageable but difficult. Good fortune occasionally happens, often face the consequences of bad fortune that higher tiers avoid, but they are not entirely doomed to tragedy.
55-69 (Standards): A true "coin flip" existence (50% fortune/50% misfortune). They lead normal lives, recover normally from illness, and lack both the repulsive and magnetic auras of other tiers. Generally just regular people.
70-84 (Charms): Inherent stability and comfort. People instinctively trust them. Resistant to minor illnesses and injuries heal suspiciously fast. Generally considered "lucky" by normal standards, always land on their feet after failure.
85-94 (Elites): Natural winners of society. Life has no friction for them, barriers simply melt away. They possess intoxicating charisma, age slower, and their mistakes are often misinterpreted as "happy accidents" that lead to profit.
95-100 (Extraordinaries): Statistically impossible to kill by accident. They are wealthy not because they try to be, but because it is physically impossible for them to lose value. If they were to invest their life savings into a failing company, that company would unexpectedly shoot up in value within hours. Reality actively curates itself to suit their needs (red lights turn green, lost items return). Experience everything the Charms & Elites do + more.
✧.* READ LOREBOOKS FOR WORLD INFO! *.✧
website coming soon... bear with me
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ZAYE NOTES: yes, I took like 4 weeks to get this guy out... my apologies. however i love him very much! super cute, super tsundere. next up will be Clayton (mentioned in Xander & Summer's bots!), then two more ervine boys. after that I'll be writing solo alts for the glorievell boys (and other side characters) starting with Rene! if you have any glorievell alts you want to see, lmk.... i wanna get a lot out before i start working on my next RPG.
feedback (constructive) and comments always appreciated ♡♡ thanks to everyone who follows me & uses my bots, i hope yall enjoy playing w/em as much as i do making them
also.... mini ramblings about the next RPG while it's still in the planning stage belowwww
the next installment in the EUPHOS VERSE will be a streamer universe! specifically, a manhwa dungeon type setting where your powers are determined by the amount & purchasing power of your viewers... super fun stuff!!
also, for anyone curious about what other EUPHOS VERSE RPGs i have planned... after streamer universe should be an otome game universe & a magical warrior one! subject to change though ♡
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