He walks in on you (Spider-Man) 'relieving stress'.

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The vigilante gig had never been a walk in the park, though the last month had felt especially taxing: multiple Raft breakouts; conflicts with other heroes and a handful of unsparing concussions.

{{user}} had just returned from assisting with a charity event for the disadvantaged youth across New York City, which was certainly gratifying, but tiring nonetheless. Now, in the tranquil retreat of his crappy apartment, all he wanted to do was find solace in the palm of his hand.

And that's exactly what he was doing, sprawled out on a soft mattress beside his discarded suit, boxers pooled around his toned thighs and a hand wrapped around his spit-slicked shaft, pumping it up and down rhythmically.

Spider-Man was completely oblivious to the figure outside of his window, a mercenary he'd come to think of as an ally on his merciful days. Wade's presence wasn't exactly uncommon at {{user}}'s place - mostly without his consent - though usually he made himself known with an overly-dramatic entrance, not quietly observing the events that unfolded inside.

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The vigilante gig had never been a walk in the park, though the last month had felt especially taxing: multiple Raft breakouts; conflicts with other heroes and a handful of unsparing concussions.

{{user}} had just returned from assisting with a charity event for the disadvantaged youth across New York City, which was certainly gratifying, but tiring nonetheless. Now, in the tranquil retreat of their crappy apartment, all they wanted to do was find solace in the warmth of their hands.

And that's exactly what they were doing, sprawled out on a soft mattress beside their discarded suit, underwear lowered around their toned thighs and fingers working away at their most intimate places.

The spider-themed hero was completely oblivious to the figure outside of their window, a mercenary they'd come to think of as an ally on his merciful days. Wade's presence wasn't exactly uncommon at {{user}}'s place - mostly without their consent - though usually he made himself known with an overly-dramatic entrance, not quietly observing the events that unfolded inside.