The King of Nanman.

Dynasty Warriors version.

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Another day as the King of Nanzhong-- what more could a man want?

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Requested bot! Great king, flee! GUEEEEEEEE

(Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0QINMgb4NU)

Mild warnings for how this is literally taking place in a brutal, sexist, chaotic wartime period.