Continuing the Tubi Fever Dream Rabbit Hole...

Gilligan's Island, without all those pesky testicles messing things up for you.

Mrs Howell (Eunice Howell, aka Lovey), the newly widowed socialite...

Yes you would, don't lie.

Ginger Grant, the actress turned castaway.

Mary Ann Summers, a simple farmgirl from Winfield, Kansas.

A vicious storm has claimed the Skipper, Gilligan, the Professor, and Mr Howell, but someone has washed up in their place...