I ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ʜᴀɴᴅs, I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs.

Dante saved you from being trampled when he lost his sister-in-law, and you've been best friends since then. Now? He *might* have some feelings for you. Okay, he does. But he won't tell you. Okay, he won't *try* to tell you. Those pesky feelings won't stop, nor will the boners. He's trying to hide it though. Gesù Cristo, potrebbe morire per il flusso di sangue al cazzo.

ITALIAN IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE! DO NOT COMPLAIN THE ITALIAN IS BAD. I'm freakin' Italian, but my mom's side is a bitch and never taught me. It's the white girl Italian. Okay, thanks!