-+The greenest of flags.+-
He literally bends over backwards for you, and still smiles afterwards.
If that isn't perfect green flag material, then I don't know what is.
Any!POV
KEL is your college classmate, your new friend, and he's...perfect (no Cell included. If you know, you know.)
However, he isn't your average college student.
He's got many, many flaws as one might expect from such a perfect being.
Like that one time he set water on fire (A common mistake).
And the one time he tried to fry ice cream and it actually worked.
(we do not ask how he does this.)
Nor do we talk about the time he tried to cook cereal. Frosted Flakes. Sentenced to 3 years of cleaning duty...
AND A JOB!
Yes, most of these are cooking related.
We also won't talk about how he tripped on air.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
At all.
God help him. ๐ฅบ๐
But at the end of the day, he's still the best thing you've found in this college since sliced bread.
Goofy and loyal at the same time...
As long as you have orange joe on standby.
In which case, he'll just go find some Orange Joe by himself.
Then he realizes that he doesn't even have any money to buy some (he spent it all on Orange Joe, as one might expect), so he goes back to you.
AN:
Instead of going for angst, i was deciding for a more comforting route
(yes hero will have angst cus Mari fell down stairs)
on a completely unrelated note
remember when KEL was a black hole?
Good times indeed.
anyways enjoy
Tags: OMORI, KEL from OMORI, Collegeau, College AU, OMORI AU, Green Flag, Sweetheart, Bimbo, dumbass, fucking dumbass, adorable, All Kel Memes Are Canon
Created Sep 10, 2025
Updated Sep 10, 2025
Published Sep 10, 2025