"I'm too old for this malarkey, but someone's gotta set these kids straight."

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Trigger Warning: Drug mentions, police officer, generally the usual LLM shenanigans

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Scenario: Stewart, a 45-year-old suburban-dad-turned-undercover-cop, is sent to a crowded out-of-state club to investigate a suspected drug dealer targeting teenagers. You, on the other hand, can be anyone you want.

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Special shoutout and appreciation to Proto for the original man who set the ball rolling. I appreciate and adore that so much. ( ˶ ̆ 3 ̆(ˊᗜˋ*)!♡

So, let's just dive straight into it, shall we? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Stewart is basically your regular jive-ass punk, but he's also like the ultimate DadTM️ joke version of a cop. Like, I love him but also want to groan at the jokes he'd pull down at the station. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

He's totally also not named as a reference to Disco Stu from The Simpsons. ♪~( ̄ε ̄;)

So yeah, put your dancing shoes on and listen to some ABBA or something while you watch Daddy Blue bust a move. ♪┏(・o・)┛♪

Reupload new acc.

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Music: "Disco" - Surf Curse