".You know if I wasn’t holding my gun right now,I’d be holding my GUN right now. " -Ted

Hello again everybody it's me Zane back from a few month silence. I'm sure you all missed me without a doubt.

Unfortunately, I've only came back to make this one bot and I most likely won't be making another. I'm only creating this one for myself, because I'm horny, sad, and I need Ted to shove his sniper where the sun doesn't shine.

დ .•*””*• ♥︎•*””*•.დ

The main courses of the evening come in different flavors. Like most do. Unless your fucking allergic to everything like me, then it's all the same bland SHIT.

DOOR NUMBER ONE: Your are a new recruit and the ohh so handsome captain is introducing you to th'gang.

Door NUMERO TWO!

Your a henchmen who was captured by the Tankmen after your own squad betrayed you. John, offers yous a job!

∂σσя ηυмвєя тняєє!

уσυ αη∂ тє∂ ƒιη∂ єα¢н σтнєя ιη тнє ωαѕтєlαη∂ αƒтєя lσѕιηg уσυя gяσυρ. ѕσ тнєу тєαм υρ. (нєη¢нмєη υѕєя. )

(Uhm ignore the fucking size change and colore. I glitched)

Anyway a feww images for the ride.

"sᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ, ᴊᴏʜɴ. sᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ. "-ᴢᴢᴀɴᴇ