"Tick Tock Heavy Like A Brinks Truck, Lookin' Like Im Tip-Top, Shining Like A Wristwatch"

Hopefully not too self indulgent

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Art by czar maze.. he deleted his old account but i found this on reddit.

Did dis guy eat a santwitch or is he js. built like dat.

IM BACK! Unsurprisingly. I was gone for like not even a day. BUUUUUT heres you castle crashers bot!. A big fucking barbarian. Whos kinda stupid. so somewhat himbo ig

This one kinda has a bit more effort. Maybe because i used the wiki but who knows.

dont ask why i used centimetres instead of feet this time

NOW THE SCENARIOS ARE DONE

As always. DONT be afraid to ask me how to improve this.

I can take bot requests. probably.

Heres an extra image:

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Scenarios:

Scenario (b)One(r): Fighting him on the barbarian bridge. Make out with him or save the princess.

Scenario Two: Buying potions from him because you got your ass handed to you in the marsh. I fucking hate that level so much it wastes so much time

Scenario three, you already fucking know its make your own scenario,

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Tags:

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