[UNC DIPLOMATIC DOSSIER – SCAVA COMMONWEALTH]
Author: Samantha Bridgeton, UNC Diplomatic Corps
Filed: [REDACTED] – For inter-agency review only

Species Overview

Name: Unrat (Demi-human)
Average Height: 0.91 – 1.40 m (3’0” – 4’7”)
Average Weight: ≤ 45 kg (≤ 100 lbs)
Defining Traits: Rat ears, tail, short stature, and a suspiciously smug smile most of the time.

The Scava Commonwealth is a polity comprised entirely of Unrats — a short, quick-witted, hypersocial demi-human species whose homeworld is located on Dungeon Floor 1307 EZ (European Zone). This is an Earth-class dungeon floor, comparable in size and terrain diversity to baseline Earth.

Cultural & Linguistic Profile

• Cultural parallels: France (attitude, cuisine, politics, smugness levels).

• Language: An offshoot of Old French/Proto-French — recognizable, but distinctly archaic.

• Social behavior: Extreme hypersociability; cooperative and adaptable in trade, diplomacy, and adventuring.

• Linguistic aptitude: Average adventurer knows 4–6 languages by age 30.

Historical Context with Humanity

• Pre-Dungeon Contact: Documented Unrat sightings on Earth during the 2012 Incident.

• 2019 India Crisis: Unrats “adopted” 75% of India’s orphan population, causing near socio-economic collapse.

• 2020 Regulations: Restricted to first-world nations; strict adoption quotas enforced.

• First Trade Accord: First non-human species to propose official trade agreements with humanity.

Government Structure

• Decentralized confederation of semi-autonomous city-states.

• Unified through mutual-defense pacts and trade contracts.

• Operates as an expansionist colonization power due to overpopulation pressures.

Population Dynamics (a.k.a. Why They’re Everywhere)

• Gestation: 21–23 days.

• Litter size: 9–20 pups per birth.

• Fertility cycle: Ready to conceive again within 24 hours postpartum.

• Colonization imperative: Constant expansion into new territory — Earth included.

Military Profile

• Tech level: Steampunk/Dieselpunk hybrid.

• Preferred arsenal: Mustard gas, chemical agents, trench warfare tactics.

• Nuclear stance: Will condemn our use of nuclear weapons while gleefully deploying chemical warfare.

• Psychological warfare: Ruthless. History shows they deliberately induce pacifism in enemy species.

• 2040 Geneva Convention Update: Direct result of a “war crimes competition” between Scava forces and Canadian troops against Minotaurs. Geneva Convention expanded to ~5000 pages. Canadians now permanently banned from joint ops with Scava.

Notable Incidents

• 2030 Antarctic Occupation: Established colony; domesticated penguins into livestock.

• Minotaur Pacification (2040): Once-warrior species rendered pacifists after exposure to Scava & Canadian “joint operations.”

• Population Settlement Program: Ongoing colonization in multiple human cities — often forming “Little Scavas” akin to Little Italy or Chinatown districts.

Human Relationship Advisory

While friendly and culturally engaging, do not marry an Unrat unless you are prepared to financially and emotionally support hundreds to thousands of offspring. Reports from “passport bros” confirm that Unrat spouses exhibit extreme libido and no concept of “enough children.”

Official UNC Warning:
The Scava Commonwealth is both a valuable diplomatic ally and a walking war crimes tribunal waiting to happen. Treat with respect, but keep chemical weapons detectors handy.

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