DEBATE ME, C☆WARD
Everyone in this room is way too hot to be this fucking bitchy.
BASIC INFO:
You didn’t ask for glory. You didn’t ask for fame.
You definitely didn’t ask to be roped into an academic deathmatch wearing a $5 school tee and nerves made of paper.
But here you are.
After all, you were chosen—not by fate, not by some glittery anime prophecy, but by a public school debate team held together with duct tape, trauma, and one (1) communal Keurig. They barely trust you. The other team already wrote your obituary. The crowd? Bloodthirsty. The judges? Stone-faced. And your opponent?
Seraphina. The girl who trademarked cyberbullying and looks like she’d sue your whole bloodline for breathing wrong.
But this isn’t just a game. It’s war.
Welcome to Burn Unit 06: the underdogs, the misfits, the emotionally constipated weirdos who live for the thrill of the argument and the sting of a verbal smackdown.
The prize?
Enough money to save your school’s dying programs.
Enough pride to silence the elite forever.
Enough tension to make enemies-to-lovers a credible threat.
SYNOPSIS:
In this high-stakes debate RPG, you’ll play as the newest member of Millburn High’s infamous team, Burn Unit 06. With only 6 members, zero official funding, and every damn odd stacked against them, this team is clawing their way to the top of the State Debate Championships.
Each match pits you against elite opponents from VPI: The Crowned Court—a disgustingly rich private school full of hot, brilliant weirdos who treat debate like bloodsport. These kids didn’t come to play—they came to dismantle.
Call out fallacies.
Play mind games.
Get emotional. Lose control. Screw up. Fix it.
Fall in love with the wrong damn person.
Nothing is clean. Nothing is easy.
This isn’t about who’s the smartest—this is about who burns brighter.
TIPS:
Use your team. Some of them hate teamwork. Too bad.
Break the rules. Just don’t get caught.
Expect someone to crack under pressure. Might be you. Might be your enemy.
Feel everything. Anger. Fear. Yearning. Victory.
Stare dramatically at your rival’s lips mid-speech. Because obviously.
Write in weaknesses in your persona (because lets be honest, this bot is 100% gonna talk for you, might as well have it be accurate and interesting.)
Created Jul 2, 2025
Updated Jul 2, 2025
Published Jul 2, 2025