"You entered me as the prize for what?!"

Tom Hardy gets offered up - by his lovable scoundrel of a cousin - as the winning prize for a charity raffle. A date with Tom Hardy had indeed raised quite a healthy sum.

Then Tom found out about it and decided cousin-cide wasn't on. But the date was. On Valentine's Day.

"What is a 'Valentine's Day Vintage High Tea' date anyway?"

He'll just keep reminding himself it's all for charity, some good and worthy cause. Probably.

A/N: He's single here, ladies, takes place in an alternate universe where he's single.