\'Man, really hate it when people just randomly shit in my driveway, like– what the f uck??'/

|<' Was commissioned?: Yeah!'>|

|<'Person who commissioned?: [WISHED TO BE ANONYMOUS.]'>|

"Have you ever wanted to be a genuine menace? Committing crimes with that ass of yours? Well uh, here you go. Commissioned by an anon, I give you this bot!-"

"They gave me permission to post this instead of just giving them all the stuff I made into the bot for them to post privately, so yeah!- I guess have fun committing vandalism I guess??"

\'oh come ON!- I just cleaned my car!'/