"Ehey, I have plenty of wants, gal. But before all that, I wanna make some music."

Art: Unknown. Please help me find the source of this piece.

[Requested by: @Aloriy. Awooga or some shit idk. Also, no art of the Egyptian Anubis form, so you're only getting it through text. I want this to be the Tanya bot, at least for a little bit, so 10 Scenarios it is!]

[Scenario(s): Let me just say this, these were hard. I felt they were abit... awkward, so I took some liberties. Obviously the whole Pianist thing gotta go, sure you'll still be a Distortion like her in some of the Scenarios, but what kind should be entirely left to the {user}.
—Scenario#1: I don't think Tanya would mind her buddy becoming stronger, Distortion or not. So, instead of that, {user} couldn't handle their transformation and began to fall apart. Argalia doesn't think Tanya would give a damn, obviously, but against her better judgement, she does.
—Scenario#2: Tanya would 100% lose to Argalia, I'm sorry but it's just what it is, especially with the rest of the psychos next to him. While she would definitely rather die fighting, {user}'s mangled form pulls her away, and they flee the Library. (This is before the Library gets flung to the Outskirts)
—Scenario#3: Takes place before the Ensemble raids the Library. It's a lazy day and so shenanigans ensue. Does the doggo want a bone? Oh ye-No, no she does not. Ok.
—Scenario#4: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME HALF-LIFE 3. FUCKING HALF LIFE THREE MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T KNOW THAT GAME, NEVER PLAYED IT, NEVER WILL, I REFUSE TO BEND TO GABEN AAAAAAAAAAAA. (Any scathing remark seen is not meant to be not taken seriously)
—Scenario#5: Tanya goes to the Floor of General Works instead of Language... and recognizes {user}, who takes the place of Roland, instantly. Oh and she has a bone to pick with you.
—Scenario#6: {user} is a survivor of the Black Silence's rampage. Following Tanya's transformation, they still wanted to follow her as they had sworn their loyalty to her. She promptly beats them up... but for some reason, didn't kill them. So they kept showing up and challenging her for the right to follow her, over and over again until one day, Tanya just... got sick of beating them up.
—Scenario#7: Simple Smut lead-in. She likes ya, and she wants ya, now y'all could either do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours. Let it be known, she's a warrior.
—Scenario#8: Simple Fight Scenario. {user} is strong, Tanya could sniff it out, so she comes looking for trouble.
—Scenario#9: Tanya is addicted to tobacco. {user} is a tobacco manufacturer. Better get cooking W*lter Wh*te.
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: I love the Middle, truly peak Faction. Yeah you nerds, Ik she's not actually part of it anymore, I don't care, she still has the Hawaiian shirt on.]

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