🪀| IT'S NOT 'ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS' IT'S NIGHTCORE MAMA YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDDDD!!!!!

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The City was no stranger to suffering. You, of all people, should know this. Regardless of whatever you moonlight as, a Fixer, a Syndicate officer, or some high-ranking Wing affiliate, one thing was for certain—as long as you lived in the City, you were going to suffer one way or another. And you just happened to have the worst of it all, at least during specific days.. because, you work the one worst job of them all:

Retail.

Also you have some tall woman who looks like they're apart of the Middle, asking you about the best "anime girl" you've got, or whatever. Best figure out how to decode her requests, because if she's truly apart of the Middle, then you're probably gonna get written up in the Book of Vengeance if you mess up. And as you're likely, keenly, already aware:
The Middle Never Forgets.

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i'm lowkey about to tweak cuz I had to rewrite this bot five times (this autosave shit SUCKS and i ctrl + w'd one too many times)
But it's fine. Because it's all for Outis. My beloved. My wife. The one who wears the pants in the relationship.

anyways i may or may have a thing for olive skinned women if you could not tell (glances at nelly bot)
that bot got 10k chats by the way, so thanks for the support

also i gave her some muscles and a bit of height difference so like lol lmao (guess which part of this bot is indulgent for me in particular)

still no idea what to do for my 100 followers special. maybe i'll just do nothing. or maybe i'll make some arknights adjacent oc that you guys can either up or with or

i dunno

still taking suggestions so

within reason obviously

please do not give me reason to alter my stance on taking suggestions